How to wear denim for your body type

The subject for today is how to dress your body type for jeans. We will talk about the tall and skinny, short and skinny, short and curvy, and tall and curvy.

The tall and skinny looks great in skinny jeans with a tunic or a long blouse. Do not do skinny jeans with a short tight blouse, you will look like a walking been pole. If you do skinny jeans my tal and skinny women make sure that they are broken up with a cute fitted boyfriend jacket with pumps, or you can do boots with a tunic and a cute belt. But do not have skinny jeans with a tight blouse and some ballet slippers, that is just too much elongation. Ugh!! The tall and skinny woman can also have the look of wide leg jeans with a fitted blouse, and you can never go wrong with boot cut jeans, even though they are not really in right now.

Short and skinny; you too can wear skinny jeans, and because you are short and skinny you can wear flats with your skinny jeans. To make you look more elongated I would wear pumps with a flowy blouse, or a shorter length boyfriend jacket. What you can not do is wear some knee high boots with a boyfriend jacket, that will swallow you. Stick with mid length boots, pumps, or flats with your jeans. I would not do wide leg jeans unless you want to look shorter. You can also do bootcut as well. But please do not do a low rise boot cut, with flats, it is just not cute. Plus low rise is really not in anymore. It is kind of trashy, especially when you have a long torso. Ugh! DONT DO THAT!!!

Short and curvy- you just cant wear anything, LOL!!! Just kidding. We look good in skinny jeans with heels is a must, and they do not need to be low rise skinny jeans, that will make you look chunkier. DO NOT DO WIDE LEG!!!NO NO NO!!!! We can do a high waist skiiny jean to make us look longer with some fierce pumps, and a flowy blouse, or a mid length tunic or jacket. We look really good in tights and leggings, because we are curvy. We do not have stilts for legs. when you wear the tights wear a tunic or a jacket that is fitted with some great accessories. We have to be very careful with the bootcuts, because it matters on how the cut is and when the boot cut starts, you want the cut to start right by the knee area and it gets wider as it goes down. But if ut is lower that will make you look chunkier, trust.

Tall and curvy, this is very dificult, think about Khloe Kardashian. She is tall and curvy. If you notice Khloe is always showing off those long legs which takes away from her thickness. Skinny jeans works well for this body type as well. I would not do too much layering on top, a nice simple blouse will do, the more you layer you will look like a thick amazon, eeeewww!!! So manly!!! Also when you wear the skinny jeans wear a blouse that shows off the neckline or shoulders, that would make you look more sexy. Tall and curvy looks great in boot cut jeans and makes you more slender and these jeans shorten you. You can do tights but make sure you have on a tunic r mini dress with the tights, DO NOT DO A SHORT SHIRT WITH TIGHTS!!!! DONT DO THAT.

Ok there you go, sorry it took me a while, I have been crazy busy. Til then French Kisses.......

The difference between Couture and Haute Couture?

Some of you think that just because a brand "JUICY COUTURE" has the words couture on it, that it must be couture. eeeee wrong!! I want to educate you guys on what couture and haute couture means. The way you say haute is ( aute) the H is silent. The way you say couture is ( Kautoor)I am telling you this so you wont sound ignorant, when you go to a designer and say " Uh do you do "hot cowter" and they will look at you like " Ugh peasant". "DONT DO THAT"Ok now you will need to know the difference, so let me educate you. The word Couture just mean "sewing" and they are designs that is specifically made for a client. Couture is not and never will be ready to wear that is sold with a retailer, never ever..... Haute Couture is pretty much the same meaning, but it is more for the clients in Paris but you have to be member of this organization called Federation Francaise de la Couture, (which began as the Chambre Syndical de la Haute Couture in 1868 by Charles Frederick Worth). Charles Fredericks Worth is the designer whom created Haute Couture, he would only design dresses for the rich and elite in Paris. Chanel, Balenciaga, Hermes, and Valentino was all part of this membership, that tells you how worthy you must be to be apart of this organization. Ok that is fashion education for today. Please spread the word. Til then French Kisses......

What to wear on the first date

Ok ladies, I know some of you who dress like Mariah Carey is wondering why do you keep being the girl that guys just want to screw versus making you his wife. You could be the most awesome and smart and caring person in the world, buuuutttt first impressions are the last impression. The topic we will be talking about today is how to dress on the first date. This also matters as far as what you are looking for on the first date. If you dont care and if you want to just get laid, then yeah go for it, dress like slutty Mariah that is exactly what you will get, laid. But if you want them to actually listen to you when you talk and not just think about how they are going to screw you for the night, dress with some class, leave a little for the imagination. Dont worry ladies, I understand I was the girl who dressed a little to sexy and I always wondered why do these men just want to sleep with me, I am thinking " this sucks what am I doing wrong". I remember my Dad telling me let men have a little imagination, dont let him see all what you have at once. I gave you some outfit ideas that is sexy but yet not sooo revealing. You can wear skinny jeans with heels and your shoulder showing that is very sexy, or a cute mini dress that is not so tight but you can show those fierce legs, that is sexy. But when you go out with your titties and ass hanging out that is just slutty, and I am sorry ladies men are not going to bring you home to Mommy with that on, but he will bring you home, you know what I mean. So ladies "dont do that", have some class and let the men wonder what you have under there, do not let them already know, and trust me if he is wondering he is going to stick around until he finds out, and then he is forced to see you for who you are, not how big your boobs are. Remember ladies "DONT DO THAT". Til then French Kisses........

Men wearing skinny jeans

Ok, why why why in the hell do men wear skinny jeans. When I look at men with skinny jeans the first thing I think is their package is too small. This is not an attractive look nor a macho look. I had this conversation with my girlfriends and 95% think that this is not an attractive look, and they agree about the package confusion. How are you suppose to protect your woman when you are having to worry about your damn jeans ripping? This topic is mainly for my straight men. The men who is trying to attract women this is not going to help you. The look of skinny jeans is very feminine yet stylish. For the men who wear skinny jeans but still is trying to act all hard and macho, yeah we are not believing you!!! Yeah yeah yeah.... but the Jonas brothers wear them, "but they are also entertainers, who are lets not forget VIRGINS, they are not worried about attracting women to get laid". Yeah yeah yeah Lil Wayne wears them, "and again "ding dong" Lil Wayne is an entertainer, he will wear panties if he has to, to make those millions". But you guys do not have an excuse. Do you know how confusing this is for straight women and gay men? Now for the men who do not mind looking feminine and does not care about attracting women, hey do your thing, this is a fabulous look. But straight or gay men, if you have a big booty DO NOT WEAR SKINNY JEANS, DONT DONT DONT DO THAT!!!!!

You just look stanky, like your booty stink and your draws are dirty, seriously, especially when you sag and your booty is big, and you're wearing skinny jeans, that is 3 very serious strikes!!!! However, maybe you guys kn0w something I dont, so please display your comments or oppinions about this matter. Til then French Kisses.....

Opening the doors to fabulousness

Hello my fabulous fashionistas and wanna be fashionistas. I guess your wondering what the hell is Kheri doing, "oh yes for those who dont know me, my name is Kheri". Well everyone who knows me, should know I have been in retail and fashion for almost 10 years, and is educated about fashion as well. People are always asking me about fashion tips or trends, and when I go out in public the topic I seem to always bring up is " What in the world is they wearing that, dont do that!!!" When I look at these lost souls who need help in the fashion world I always want to run up to them and scream " WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO YOUR SELF, YOU LOOK A HOT MESS, "DONT DO THAT" So my friends, I decided to create a blog, strictly about fashion and trends for women and men, what not to wear, how to dress your body type and on and on and on. I will also have pictures posted. In the near future I will have videos of me confronting some people about what they are wearing, and the do's and dont's of fashion, or just pictures of fabulous fashion finds. I am a very blunt person, who sometimes says cuss words, but please do not get offended, I am seriously and literally trying to make the world a more beautiful place and I am so passionate about fashion I just can't help myself. SOMEONE HAS GOT TO DO SOMETHING!!! I am just sick of seeing too tight jeans on bad built ass people ( IF YOU CAN FEEL IT WE CAN SEE IT!!!), over flap of belly meat over jeans ( IF YOU CANT BREATH WE CAN TELL!!!), old school hairstyles ( YOU HAVE BEEN WEARING THAT SAME DAMN STYLE FOR OVER A DECADE) Prostitute make up ( THE MORE YOU TRY TO COVER UP THE MORE YOU LOOK LIKE A SAD ASS MESS TRYING TO COVER UP YOUR LOW SELF ESTEEM FEELINGS) thick ass women wearing tights with a short shirt (YA LOOK STANK AND EXTRA THICK, WEAR A LONGER SHIRT!!!!) Or just because it is name brand does not mean it is fabulous fashion!!!! ( YOU CAN LOOK FABULOUS WITHOUT SPENDING ALL YO DAMN PAY CHECK!!!)As you can tell these things frustrate the hell out of me, and we will hit on all of these topics. I also want to get your opinions as well about fashion and the topics that follow. I will have postings everyday, and we will also have fab fashion products of the week. I am sooo excited to hand over the knowledge that I was given to my fashionable babies, trust me some of you need a rude awakening. " You guys are walking around thinking you look cute and that everybody is looking at you because they are hating, but no honey it is because you look like a don't do that hot mess!!! I am embarassed for you. Remember you guys " Don't do that!!!!!" The first blog topic will be posted tomorrow 01/09/10. Til then french kisses.....